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Friday's Joke
of the Day
A railroad porter decided to get married in a large room on the second floor of the terminal. So many friends and kin folk showed up, that their combined weight caused the building to collapse injuring the bride groom and many of the guests.
The moral of the story: Never marry above your station.
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Bonus Joke:
A man was explaining to his marriage counselor how he really loved his wife, Edith, but he just couldn't drop his mistress, Kate.
The marriage counselor shook his head and said, "You can't have your Kate and Edith too."
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Extra Bonus Joke:
I was presiding over a wedding when the best man asked if I wouldn't mind also keeping an eye on the gift table. "There are a few people here the newlyweds don't feel they can trust around all that money." he quietly confided.
"Then why on earth were they invited to come?" I asked.
Looking at me as if I were nuts, he said, "They're family."
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