Monday's Joke of the Day:

Courting Disaster

Into court one sad day they do haul
A burlesque queen who's really a doll.
When she asks, "What's the charge?"
She finds out, by and large,
She's arrested for no gauze at all.

The judge in the case is quite kind.
He says, "Just this once, I'm inclined
To decree you go free,
If you'll promise to me,
From now on, you'll have no acts to grind."

The words of the judge do enthrall
The stripper, who then starts to bawl.
She sighs with relief
Amid disbelief.
She's grateful for such a clothes call.

The next case in front of his Honor:
A stripper, appears she's a goner.
"Indecent exposure"
The charge; her composure
Is calm; can't pin anything on her.

(By Kirk Miller)

Bonus Joke:

A workaholic judge decided to take a cruise to relax. However, not being able to relax all the way, he brought his paralegal along to do some work while on vacation.
 
They had barely set sail when the paralegal began suffering from sea sickness. On the second day of this, the judge asked his paralegal if he could help in any way.
 
The paralegal replied, "Only if you can dismiss this motion, your honor."