Sunday's Joke of the Day

The schoolteacher was discussing notebooks with her class. She went over the spiral notebook and the firm-backed notebook. The spiral was what they were instructed to use in fourth grade.

The following day, she asked the students if they had done any research to see who had invented the notebooks -- ANY type of them. Jimmy was the only one to raise his hand. Mrs. Jackson called on Jimmy.

"Yes Ma'am. I am pretty certain who invented one type of notebook."

"Who was it?" Mrs. Jackson asked.

"Adam and Eve," replied Jimmy. I believe they invented the loose leaf system!"

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Bonus Joke:

Even though I'm well into my 30's, I still stop by my parents’ house to mow their lawn. One afternoon the young kid next door was cutting his grass at the same time. "It's punishment for skipping a day of school," he explained. "Why are you still doing your folks' yard?"

"Because I once cut a class when I was your age," I said, trying to keep a straight face.

I'm told he's had perfect attendance ever since.