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Wednesday's
Joke
of the Day
The Top Country & Western Horror Movies
14. Achy, Breaky Tell-Tale Heart
13. Nightmare on Rural Route One, Up Past That There Silo
12. Ah Seen What Y'all Done Last Summer
11. The Creature From Clint Black's Spittoon
10. Don't Tell Me You Love Me if You're Gnawing Off My Leg
9. Night of the BMW-Drivin', Neiman Marcus Suit-Wearin' Zombies
8. Jurassic Trailer Park
7. Something Twangy This Way Comes
6. Psychoklahoma
5. The Hounddog of the Baskervilles
4. All My Axes are in My Exes
3. Throw Momma from Shania Twain
2. The Expectorist
1. She Broke My Heart and Then She Ate It
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Bonus Joke:
The Top Jewish Country & Western Songs
10. Achy Breaky Hip
9. I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt)
8. Take This, "Job," and Shove It
7. I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)
6. Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me
5. All My Exes Made an Exodus
4. This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!!
3. Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You
2. Homeland on the Range
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Jewish Country & Western Song...
1. Alright, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!
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