Joke Of The Day

This company had a real superior product in its butter substitute, but the company went under one time when it received an order for a million pounds of the stuff.

Some of the employees made mistakes in preparing the product and much of it was wasted.

They were not able to deliver in time. The company had not allowed enough margarine for error.


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Bonus Joke:


A potato chip factory decided to create a novel form of chips by frying them in goose grease.

Unfortunately, one day a few goose feathers accidentally fell into the frying vat.

However, a veteran inspector discovered the batch before it reached the public. When told of the mishap and the outcome, his boss remarked happily, "He's a good man to have around when the chips are down."

(Herb MacNaughton)

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Extra Bonus Joke:


Two sea monsters were swimming around in the ocean, looking for something to do.

They came up underneath a ship that was hauling potatoes.

Bob, the first sea monster, swam underneath the ship, tipped it over and ate everything on the ship.

A little while later, they came up to another ship, again hauling potatoes.

Bob again capsizes the ship and eats everything onboard. The third ship they found was also hauling potatoes and Bob once again capsized it and ate everything.

Finally his buddy Bill asked him, “Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating everything on board?”

Bob replied, “I wish I hadn’t, but I just can’t help myself once I start. Everyone knows you can’t eat just one potato ship.”

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